Droplets of Verse: ‘Oven-baked Political Deception’

UKIP candidates have clearly got a lot on their plates
Their policies are overloaded with monotonous glutamate
Pastry inspectors lick their lips when confronted with allegations
UKIP branded sausage rolls are served up to get votes at elections
Ignoring the electoral rules as if they are simply a stale crust
UKIP candidates present potential supporters with illicit baked goods
A sausage roll is a symbol of embedded, slow roasted political corruption
Voters tuck into a deeply delicious helping of oven-baked deception

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