Droplets of Verse: ‘Jeremy Corbyn’s Beard’

Jeremy keeps me fastidiously clean
Never leaves behind even the smallest stray baked bean
I’m always neatly trimmed, no hairs sticking out anywhere
Jeremy’s bushier days long gone, consigned to yesteryear

Above me lives Moustache, balancing like a hairy slug
In between top lip and nose, in a corridor so snug
If Jeremy buys a razor, I might find myself shorn away
But he’s not so fond of cutbacks, so I think I’m here to stay

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