DROPLETS OF VERSE: ‘COPYRIGHT (SIR) LYNTON CROSBY’

Phonies dish out gongs to cronies
Chopping up charlie in the lavatories
Tories top the list of tellers of tall stories
Grouse roam the moors where they felled all the trees

Leaking memos to the press when convenient
Wheeling out the likes of Jeremy Hunt
Faking a negotiation with the Europeans
Spewing out statistics, pledging mega billions

The same old script, copyright (Sir) Lynton Crosby
He could guarantee a white Christmas, probably
Cameron deserves an Oscar from Hollywood
For pretending to run the UK. He never could

One thought on “DROPLETS OF VERSE: ‘COPYRIGHT (SIR) LYNTON CROSBY’

  1. simon7banks says:

    Well, they didn’t fell the trees, farmers did thousands of years ago. But bang on the nail – and if anyone needs an illustration of why we’d be better without the honours system, Sir Lynton Crosby is just that!

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