Droplets of Verse: ‘The Bearded Hipster and the Busty Blonde’

He classified himself as an eco warrior
But the bearded hipster had expensive tastes
Daily, he applied the finest moisturiser
To the exposed parts of his face
He liked to visit European cities
Paris, Brussels, Barcelona
An ipod in his pocket for company
And a smart Samsonite suitcase, he was a loner

One day, at the airport, he met a Barnsley blonde
They drank cocktails in an executive suite
Discussed the relative merits of various celebrities
Ended up on the same plane, in neighbouring seats
Just after take off, her lipstick smudged his wispy beard
He ordered a dry martini, she swigged a tin of lager
Her kisses were salty, that could have been the crisps
They exchanged knowing looks, deciding to take it further

They shuffled down the aisle, a duet of drunken giggles
To the vacant on board toilet
Bearded hipster flies undone, like legendary Biggles
His fingers ran through her hair, tangled lusty highlights
He flew face first into large pillows of cloud
Their passions alive, becoming more intimate
Passengers in the cabins heard him scream out loud
Her stiletto heel pierced his soft, suede covered foot

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