
I tried too hard
I maxed out
On my Mastercard
I tried too hard
I swerved around
Another bollard
I tried too hard
I purchased
Too many birthday cards
I tried too hard
Not to be
A boring bastard
I tried too hard
To reach
the lowest standard
I tried too hard
To be pleasant
That was awkward
I tried too hard
To stay in shape
It wasn’t rewarding
I tried too hard
To expect the unexpected
I stayed on guard
I tried too hard
In the pub
I got barred
I tried too hard
On the battlefield
I came home scarred
I tried too hard